The Auditing Team

Last week the whole hospital is in total chaos. Everyone were anxious waiting and waiting and waiting for a team that means DISASTER behind the acronym Quality something-something (not sure if I mention the full acronym probably I might get myself in a lot of trouble..hehe). So, our lab has put up some sort of a banner with pictures of the triple threat. BEWARE!! Those people might force you to answer steps to handle a large spillage on the floor. Or maybe where is the emergency exit! Yikes! Just the thought makes me cringe in horror!!

That week all of us diligently memorizing every part of Safety measures in the Safety Manual (eat,sleep and all that nonsense). In the end the only thing I remember is Needle Prick Injury. But I like it, the atmosphere. Feels like Aidil Fitri where everyone goes nuts over everything especially our Unit Head. It was fun! I like it. It's because everyone was in it whether you like it or not. The whole hospital. Even the Forensic Department will not be left alone.

So we wait until Thursday morning. That fateful day. They came.
Armed with lots and lots of papers (just to intimidate..haha) we all shivered. I already planned to hide in the ladies..hehe..However, we were surprised to see there's only one,yes,ONE auditor who'd managed to come. I wonder. But it seems that most of them got lost! Some auditors has already reached the Institute but still couldn't find the lab! I mean the lab was just on the ground floor,why so hard to find? Thank you, Security!

The auditing went well as planned. No idea of the outcome though. Couldn't care less. All that mattered was that all of us, the new MLTs were spared from bombastics questions that I never heard of. Come to think of it, my previous work kind of related to the auditing thingy. But back then our visits were supposed to be a surprise one. However, after the change of regime early last year all of that element of surprise also changed. It seems that most people never like surprises. They might get a heart attack.

Nevertheless, what I really like about auditing is that all of us got our on call pay check on time.